Cant for the life of me remember where I got these from. Wanted to share them with you. I am sure you have some of your own - so please comment!
COMPETITIVE SALARY:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
FLEXIBLE HOURS:
Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want you to do.
ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD:
You whine, you're fired.
PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
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